-Whole Foods is quite possibly the greatest grocery store on the planet. For those few of us who try and eat and live a healthy lifestyle, that store provides everything you need to succeed. The only bad thing is its damned expensive. I can get way more food at Albertsons, Safeway or anyother knock off of those but you sacrifice in the quality of the food.
-Listen up major corporations, if you are going to put us on hold for an extended period of time, please play us some good music. Elevator music is not good for people who are already mad and since we have been on hold for over 30 minutes, do you really think that shit makes us calm? The answer is no. Play us some good music.
-Doing a superset of heavy front squats, followed by reping out that same weight with back squats will make your ass sore for 4 days.
-Unsweetened almond milk is my new crack
-See if you can find the irony in this: fitness clubs that have a beer bar on the way out. There is a place here in SB that serves not light beer or low-calorie beer (is there really such a thing?) but rather calorie dense microbrew's. I can see having a supershake bar but a nice hoppy IPA? No wonder your clients are fat.
-There is something much more inherently erotic about daytime sex. It has a much more taboo feel to it. People should have more daytime sex but that's just me.
-Getting barreled for the first time during the surf season is a great way to kick of the winter. Up next, powder day!
-New snack I'm trying out: greek yogurt, hemp seeds and goji berries. should be interesting.
-I bought Tofurkey sausages today. what the hell is wrong with me!
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